Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.

Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.

by Uchayman September 12, 2010

Mirror Shield

The shield powerful enough to reflect all Reverse and No u cards. Cannot reflect another reflect, broken by diamond tipped noses.

Jerry: "Ross ur mum gay lol"
Ross: "no u"
Jerry: "Mirror Shield"
Ross: *mum becomes gay*

by Fire Raider May 28, 2018

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

Gavin Shields

A faggot.

Me: You see Gavin Shields over there?
Friend: Oh yeah that faggot.
Me: Yeah well he may be a faggot but I wouldn't mind tryin' some of that Gavussy.

by FrankussySlayer9000 March 12, 2022

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008

anti - shield

A word to imply the use of something that either doesn't exist, or is completely irrelevant.

Victim: Guys, I need some help with a serious family issue. What should I do?

You: USE AN ANTI - SHIELD!!

by Rhaukuma August 2, 2010

Schawg Shield

The ability to not be effected by low grade marijuana. Typically gained by experienced pot smokers.

Jack: "Dude, we're so high."

Jackson: "Yeah, but look at Robby."

Jack: "It's alright, he's just got a schawg shield."

by Jacksonjack September 24, 2009