sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.

Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!

by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019

Sheasexual

Only attracted and love Shea, represented by colors and hues in the sky after a rainbow

I identify as sheasexual

by lilcup33 May 31, 2021

SCHESSER

(Latin)Noun. He who shesses. May drive a dually truck when appropriate to provide schessing to his co-workers. Arrives early to work.

BILLY IS A MASTER SCHESSER. ONE WHO SCHESSES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

by Biscuits 52 October 3, 2021

sup session

A short exchange between two people; a brief check-in on someone's day

"You talk to Tina today, son?"
"Yeah, we had a sup session this mornin"

by Leachbone December 2, 2007

kate sessions park

A fairly large park on Mount Soledad in San Diego, right above from Pacific Beach. Notable for the large amount of people that come late at night to either smoke or have sex. Has a great view of mission bay and the downtown skyline.

1) My friends getting high up at kate sessions park right now
2) I totally banged this chick up at kate sessions last night in her car

by Chuckinitup March 11, 2008