Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018

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shape-up

For someone to get the hair around the perimeter of their heads shaped up neatly by clippers and or any sharp object.

Hey! You guys like my fresh shape-up?

by Someboody August 6, 2008

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no great shakes

Of no particular interest; nothing special; nothing to write home about

'Auld Dennis is no great shakes'

by Ayesir May 20, 2014

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Pork Scotch Shades

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.

Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009

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50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

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