Sergio

Sergio can be found outside CNN office buildings crying about the latest news that has no real impact on their lives. Asking him to follow simple social rules for brief moments will cause in to go in an uncontrolled rage where he may feel is rights are being stolen. Sergio’s tent to love red hats and dark plumes of coal smoke. Sergio’s favorite snacks are original cheese Cheetos and AR-15s.

That group of Sergio’s could hardly be seen a through that plume of coal smoke at the Trump rally.

by Swagy Mc' D November 22, 2021

Sergio

Smart and charming. Usually has the biggest pito out of all his friends

Damn my homie Sergio Is smart and charming and has a big ass PITO!

by Donkeys I know 69420 November 23, 2021

Sergio

He likes weird fetishes, such as feet. Sergio can be that one weird friend but is always there when you need him.

Hey, this is my friend Sergio.

by Germal November 23, 2021

Sergio

Absolutely blind. A man who literally has no fucking eyes.

“Poor asshole keeps running into the wall. What a Sergio.”

by Johnnysuckjob November 24, 2021

Sergio

Bald

Sergio: That Guy is really bald he looks like Mr.Clean

Sergio: He is like 5'6 so he is short

by WiiiC City November 28, 2021

Sergio

Sergio is an espanic latino

Oh, is that Sergio? Yes, he his so latino

by Luremusa December 7, 2021

Sergio

Big shlong has to carry it over their shoulder often confused with a third leg. He is very caring and true in his word, don’t ever loose a Sergio.

Did you see that third leg Sergio has, he’s so nice and caring!

by El loks December 14, 2021