Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

International Stream “selfish” Day

People celebrate on February 14 by having streaming parties of “selfish” by Madison Beer. A day to remind you you’re single, heartbroken, and lonely.

Did you buy your tissues for International Stream “selfish” Day?

by madsheartless February 14, 2021

Selfish?

Referring to what Daryl said in TWD.

Lori: How can you be so selfish?
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

selfish orgy

a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained indulgence & sexual activity. Featuring one male, with at least four consenting females-simultaneously. Oral, fingering, vagina, sometimes anal. Anything goes!

My dude had a selfish orgy last night.

by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

Selfish

A Man named Fadi is more likely to be a Selfish Man then anyone else .

Wow, that Fadi is sure Selfish!

by Obeypocahontass November 24, 2019

Selfish-Isolator

A person who self-isolates from the COVID-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their social life.

Randy will only self-isolate from COVID-19 until it interferes with hooking up on Tinder or playing frisbee in the park. Dude is a total selfish-isolator.

by KokoSmall April 11, 2020