selfie

A picture of ones self ( can include more than one person ) taken by yourself, or someone in the picture.
Mainly posted on social networks like facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat, etc.

I take a selfie every sunday and post it on a social network.

by random funny dude December 10, 2013

selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.

Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip January 3, 2023

selfie

To take a picture of ones self. Sometimes taken with friends and posted under #selfie

#selfiesunday

"Selfie with the besties

by sweetiepie4456 November 29, 2013

selfie

A picture taken by someone, of themselves. Said picture is then typically uploaded to social networking sites, so their online "friends" can enjoy looking at their face.

The person in the selfie tends to pull a silly expression, such as a kissy face.

People who take selfies do so as they do not have any real world friends to do it for them.

"John deleted his Twitter account as all of his followers kept tweeting selfies of themselves, much to his annoyance."

by TheRealThing December 10, 2013

Selfie Control

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014