selfie 

a photograph taken of ones self. you could use a selfie stick to get a good angle.

omg you look so sexy right now lets take a selfie and post it to instagram and make julie jealous

selfie by jennaXthomas July 26, 2016

Selfie 

A form of masterbation or self pleasure through fellatio or cunnilingus on ones self.

When Brehme does not reply in group chat he is taking a selfie

Selfie by Steve Mortana September 15, 2016

Selfie 

A picture took by one self

Let me take a selfie!

Selfie by Rj52467 January 18, 2017

Selfie 

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

Selfie by datboimang April 7, 2017

Selfie 

A picture you take of yourself.

I took a selfie in the mall.

Selfie by Chazzzzy August 17, 2017

selfie 

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

selfie by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie 

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

selfie by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018