Shitzy

The complete opposite of "Ritzy" or anti-ritzy so to speak.

Adjective meaning lacking class.

I picked up a hooker and headed out to a shitzy motel

by The Double Duce January 15, 2008

shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

swag seizure

1. when one is so swagged out that a slight convulsing of the head occurs. normally in a tilted back fashion accompanied by mild, swaggy mumbling.

2. when ones swagger level reaches an uncontainable point, inducing a full body seizure. usually in the form of doo-doo dumb giggin'.

Joe was cupcakin' so hard that he AND the boopie had a swag seizure!

you should have seen spence last night man. he was giggin so hard he had a swag seizure.

by MC slimjim October 19, 2011

Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.

last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

seized

to get absolutely shitfaced drunk and stoned

"Me and steve were just fuckin seized that night"

by stevericktedbill April 26, 2009

Pussy Seizure

The feeling you get when you see an attractive guy, or someone to your liking.

- tingling sensation
- you get wet
- throbbing

"Oooh Susie, that boy is giving me a pussy seizure."

by Shurrell January 3, 2006

shitzuki

a slang term used to refer to 'SUZUKI' as a piece of shit

OH GOD not another shitzuki

by Robert David Alexander Jones January 13, 2008