Semantigans

A conjunction of Semantics and Shenanigans, used to describe the general trend of arguments that arise on message boards of all kinds. Semantics, which is arguing about the way someone said something and Shenanigans which is the lunacy that follows.

person 1: Wow, you say your inspired by Mr. Rogers and Jason Vorhees
person 2: Yeah person 1, the people I chose as people who inspire me, yup that's a JOKE. If you took it as serious you need help.
person 1: Semantigans

by j0hnZ July 28, 2011

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

Seeman Reflection

When a man masterbates standing over a mirror so that he can ejaculate on the reflection of his own face....

example of a Seeman Reflection:
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"

See Man Reflection

by Joedaddy1980 February 7, 2009

seman seeds

The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.

That man has huge seman seeds.

by Mborder2319 May 12, 2017

Flutra Selmani

This is the name for a person of amazement. She can make you smile whenever one's not around. She also probably has a big round booty. She is a very sexy and sensual person.

With a physique like that you must be Flutra Selmani.

by TrueBrothers December 6, 2010

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Seman Twins

blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..

Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!

by Rain and Juanita September 25, 2008