stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.

Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...

by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

by soup bone February 3, 2008

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

Screeching

Most effective sound to make when you stub your toe.

Me: *walks around the kitchen island, slamming my foot straight into the leg of the metal stool
Also me: SCREECH

Mom: there she goes again, screeching at her foot

by GreyBlueSkxs May 28, 2020