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Shroeterus

1. n) Shroeterus (pronounced schrew-Ter-us) The quantum and unknowable state of a woman's uterus between a late period or a pregnancy. A portmanteau of Shroedinger's cat and the interminable wait for menstruation.
Without access to a test, she was worried she wouldn't know if she was pregnant or not if she was late. Her shroeterus was acting weird but it could just be PMS.
by CoronaKitten January 26, 2022
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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.
-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!
by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021
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Schroederize

To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information
That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address
by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023
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Schroederize

1. To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information.
2. To shred or annihilate.
That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address by posting it to dating sites and prison pen pal pages.
by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023
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Schroeder

A “Schroeder” is a person who is a rude, disrespectful, pedophilic, asshole who hates you for no reason other than pure evilness
He is such a Schroeder
by Dr. Zomboss007 April 27, 2025
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Schroeder's Wish

A wish so powerful, a person dedicated their entire life just to achieve it
"I will be a millionaire, I don't care if it take 50 years of blood and tears!"

"Wow buddy, that's Schroeder's Wish for ya!"
by ShallowWaters January 2, 2026
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Nicholas Schröter

The best defender in the whole of soccer history and will always stop every striker who wants to score or get past him. He also is very intelligent and never fails in anything.
Nicholas Schröter is a very skillful person.
by Nicö December 8, 2016
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