by Jshark321 December 12, 2017
by will brock January 05, 2022
A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
by Keasterbunny October 05, 2023
Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
by mrbeast539275 December 03, 2024
An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
by oldmodem December 11, 2018