Tayten Schneider

better at everything the Dane Ditlev

Tayten Schneider is better than Dane Ditlev

by Tickledurgirlspickle July 23, 2021

Get Schneidered

When a blond haired, Thor looking man can't understand context clues, so he instead goes full caveman. Usually, it will take decades before he understands.

Mason- It has been a minute since i have been to the gym.

Kai- A minute? That's literally 60 seconds. Did you just go to the gym and get back?

Mason- Huh? "Get Schneidered

by Doodle_Noodle December 3, 2020

Alec C. Schneider

a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....

....and weezer

Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian

by lunadatuna February 27, 2022

Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome

To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering

by actavios September 5, 2012

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

celine schneider

A nice girl who always needs attention. But she is nice.

she is such an attention freak, but also so nice she is such a celine schneider

by 227loveyou227 May 4, 2017