David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome

To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering

by actavios September 5, 2012

celine schneider

A nice girl who always needs attention. But she is nice.

she is such an attention freak, but also so nice she is such a celine schneider

by 227loveyou227 May 4, 2017

Owen Schneider

someone who is in class not doing his work.

this kids an owen schneider .

by GD Gamer November 7, 2019

frau schneider

The most beautiful woman in the entire world

"I really love Christoph Schneider, the drummer of Rammstein, but Frau Schneider is the best you've ever seen of him/j"

by maruxke August 22, 2022

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025