Alec C. Schneider

a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....

....and weezer

Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian

by lunadatuna February 27, 2022

schneider

to win or beat the enemies with a striking move or pose

We'll Schneider the other soccer team tomorrow

by Xtarnisher June 2, 2017

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Get Schneidered

When a blond haired, Thor looking man can't understand context clues, so he instead goes full caveman. Usually, it will take decades before he understands.

Mason- It has been a minute since i have been to the gym.

Kai- A minute? That's literally 60 seconds. Did you just go to the gym and get back?

Mason- Huh? "Get Schneidered

by Doodle_Noodle December 3, 2020

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome

To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering

by actavios September 5, 2012