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snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.
Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

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Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.
by 69soldier February 26, 2017
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Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."
by Kokipod June 7, 2014
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shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."
by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012
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schwapping it

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!
by beast who schwaps July 4, 2009
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
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snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.
Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.
by Fav December 3, 2006
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snapping your carrot

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!
by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015
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