A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.
Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
by Jed M and Chris C September 16, 2008
Get the Schlongmug. by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
Get the Schlong controlmug. If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Schlongmug. by bobondeez February 23, 2013
Get the Schlong Doggledmug. Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
Get the oblong schlongmug. You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009
Get the Schlong garagemug. by LLHarc October 22, 2013
Get the schlong lovermug.