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Sandjob

A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.

Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand

A painful handjob
"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"

"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."

"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"
by skaterdudesiegel January 22, 2009
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Sandy

Break her heart and she’ll brake your nuts 🥜
I was so wise to NOT break Sandy’s heart
by Palmtree beach 🏖 May 3, 2019
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sandy mangina

The possible cause of male bitching.
Yo bro, you must have a sandy mangina -- give it a rinse!

Or, the term is implied when saying "Bro, give it a rinse!"
by Sandy Mangina November 7, 2006
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captain sandy vag

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.
Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!
by Jrk459er November 29, 2006
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Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.
Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.
by gAZI March 24, 2003
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sandy koufax

as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face

*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.

this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.

however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.
"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."
by TDNino April 19, 2008
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Sandy

Being beyond beautiful,amazing,funny,and perfect that there had to be a new word made for it called Sandy
Youre so sandy (:
by matthewr1029130 March 30, 2013
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