Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

Salman Masood

A very brown male kid that is usually a thug. He tends to walk with a limp, run the foosball table, and wear plus sized g-unit sweatshirts.

I just saw Salman Masood beat the crap out of that kid, what a thug.

by JHF318 March 18, 2010

salamandering

The squirming motion and reluctance to be touched or even spoken to, that a female exhibits after she has climaxed. Only exhibited by quiet cummers, and accompanied by psychobabble.

dude 1: you should have seen how i made that chick come last night.

dude 2: for real? what did she do?

dude 1: bitch started psychobabbling sooon as she came, i had her salamandering like an electrocuted snake son.

dude 2: word?! she a freak fo sho!!

by sly fox and the coon June 29, 2011

slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.

damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.

by target reject December 6, 2010

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016

5 salamander

when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes

maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass

by Mr.StickyPants December 27, 2011

greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018