Salami Lid

the salami lid, aint gon fit. It just won't fit like dat.
The salami lid, aint gon fit (gon fit)
by comfortabledog September 16, 2020
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salami tits

Sherwood had salami tits that needed to be holistered by a man bra.
by CJL75 December 24, 2006
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salami slot

I put my salami in her salami slot.
by dhmtbordie May 16, 2010
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Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.
1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".
by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009
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salami arms

A term used to describe someone with arms so flabby that they begin to resemble salami hanging in a deli.

Can be also used to describe someone who does not swing or move their arms when they walk. Instead, their arms remain hanging still despite any other movement their body may be making.
John: Whoa, check out Bertha's salami arms! They're so large and cylindrical!
Bob: Are those her arms? I thought she was carrying some mortadella!

Elaine: Who's that?
Dugan: That's Sam, the new girl in accounting.
Walter: What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis.
by yer momma January 04, 2008
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Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".
"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler
by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009
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hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!
by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003
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