Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

Swifty

An enthusiastic fan of taylor

I love Taylor swift so im a swifty

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

Taylor Swifty

The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.

"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."

by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017

idc.swifty

idc.swifty is one seggsy mf who doesn’t miss on a single video

idc.swifty never misses🥱😤

by idc.swifty March 4, 2021

A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

goog soiftly

a dumb idiot with little bitch disease who is sus and dumb

Oh my god, that person is being such a goog soiftly!
I know, right? They are being such a little bitch!

by im at ur moms house November 26, 2022