human suitcase

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase

A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL

I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.

by Alex Simms March 15, 2011

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.

"I forgot my human suitcase at the airport, but he found his way home."

by Alice Liddel March 1, 2011

human suitcase

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

by Jake2z March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011

suitcase booze

Packaged, unopened liquor that is at least 20 years old. It is found from the basements of the elderly and must be transported by suitcase.

Yeah man, I brought this dang ol' bunch of suitcase booze. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW!

by buttmuncher April 26, 2006

Mr. Suitcases

A man who is so muscular that he cannot lower his arms beyond 20°, i.e., it seems as though he is carrying two large, invisible suitcases.

Mr. Suitcases: "Do you even lift?"

by Jackmerius Tacktheritrix February 23, 2013