boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

t sparks

Having an orange hairy arse.

Small puffs of orange hair, creating a rug like covering of ones arse region.

God damn, I'm starting to get a bit of a t sparks happening here.

by Screamin January 12, 2009

Spark Chaser

A person who craves the initial meeting and resulting fluttery emotions of meeting someone for the first time. They generally remain happy as long as the honey moon period is ripe. Then reality/boredom sets in, and they move on to find the next spark.

George Clooney.
Loves the euphoric feelings of bliss that result from meeting new ladies. Then reality sets in, and a new spark is quickly found.

Spark Chasers can be found in both casual friendships, and the dating world, as well as homosexual and hetersexual unions.

by Shaun Martin February 28, 2009

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007

hal sparks

An intelligent and talented comedian/actor/musician/all around cool guy who is best known as one of the hosts of Talk Soup, as Zoltan in "Dude, Where's My Car?", and as Michael Novotny on the US version of Queer as Folk. He practices many forms of martial arts, speaks Mandarin Chinese, and has been a comentator on many VH1 shows.

Many people also find him sexy.

Hal Sparks is such an awesome person. And have you seen his tongue?!

by TheMize August 11, 2006

Sparked Out

commonly used in Britain; to be knocked out, to be slid like you have vaseline on your back,

If George Bush and Barack Obama got into a fist fight, Obama would get Sparked Out.

Jesse is a mexican wanka and should get sparked out mate.

by Siege Tank February 25, 2009