twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.
"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".
by Kimber7893 October 03, 2021
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star spangled and mangled

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.
by Chowpal November 21, 2017
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spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating
i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away
by ocaute niceda hipchous* August 08, 2008
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Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"
by dexinasuit March 28, 2024
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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