by Gwayney January 30, 2020

“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”
“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”
“No shot that works”
“Just wait and see”
“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”
“No shot that works”
“Just wait and see”
by Pussyslayer6000 March 28, 2019

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.
Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
by spagotry December 21, 2020

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.
by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
