yung smurf 

Bella Thorne during her terrible, cringeworthy and disturbing goth phase. She has dyed her hair blue, wears a gem on her nose and puts glitter all over her face. Dear lord #helpbellathorne #savethesmurfs

"Hi I'm a yung smurf and I like blue things!"

yung smurf by rawrmeister February 2, 2017

smurfing a turd 

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

smurfing a turd by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Smurfy Sanchez 

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

Smurfy Sanchez by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

Smurf Juice 

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

Smurf Juice by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

blow a smurf 

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

blow a smurf by fuckin Pat September 27, 2012

evil smurf 

Online gaming ccommunity, Established by ]ES [GaD. Members range from all areas of the United States of America, to Australia, Poland, Germany, Japan, and China.

Specialize in Retrun to Castle Wolfenstien: Enemy Territoy(3 servers), Enemy Territory: Quake Wars(2 servers), Counter Strike: Source(5 servers), and Team Fortress 2(3 servers).

www.evilsmurfs.com

Guy 1: "ZOMG have you seen the evil smurfs servers?"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"

evil smurf by Aaron Chapin November 20, 2007