Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

wang smasher

a large woman that tends to be of the whorish persuasion

Damn Frank, that buffalo must be about 3 bills, she's a definite wang smasher.

by anix1 January 14, 2010

kahoot smasher

my teachs love it

kahoot smasher is my school life

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

adamn smasher

a man with massive bad parts on his lower half
who does the gritty and LOVES tiny people (child) in a bad way

adamn smasher, smacker loves men and woman of a small category (children)

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

adamn smasher

An (innocent) hot man with interestingly big parts on his lower half, he has interesting interests with the underaged men and women he also records this and puts it on www.XVIDEOS.com. He is a BAD ASS raper, like the music.

this BAD man is named adamn smasher smacker

omg look adamn smasher is with a non consetual underaged wemom having imtement sex

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022