i seent it

alternative version for the past tense of "i saw it"

you used to not give a fuck about discretion. i seent you pull someboys jaw bone off. i seent it.

by PoliSci February 24, 2015

Selena

The coolest bitch. Shes bad ass as hell. Talk shit expect to get hit. Hot. Pretty. Beautiful. Don't hate. She's nice to everyone. Hates drama. And bitches. The complete oppostie from a hoe/slut/whore. Get it right.

" Gosh, Selena is so nice."
" Why all these girls hatin'?"

by LenaJae July 19, 2009

what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach

Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010

sheen rant

a rambling monologue with frequent references to awesomeness, winning, and tigers' blood, often containing expressions of antisemitism and violent tendencies. Sheen rants come from all kinds of people, but most commonly from borderline DBs.

Dude, chuck thinks he's such a BA. He went off on another sheen rant today like he craps gold or something.

by bachinn March 23, 2011

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

by 3lsda November 3, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

Selenators

Called the big fans of the beautiful Selena Gomez.
It is one of the largest fanbases in the world with billions of fans.

Selenators Selena Gomez

by Konstantina Drosopoulou November 5, 2013