throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021