bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009

Left on seen

When one reads your message and chooses to ignore the message therefore leaving you left on seen.

Sally was left on seen because Bob does not like her.

by 1205__ha June 21, 2016

Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Leave on seen

Iphone usres or Facebook messenger. . . When reading a message and don't reply back. read or seen

Leaving on seen to read a message and simply ignore.
Reading message or inbox and never reply.
I sent Kiki a message and she read it and never text me back! How she gonna {leave me on seen}?
I sent a message to Donte saying I love you and I can see as clear as day he seen the message but chose to {leave me on seen}. My feeling are so hurt!
When i Messaged Vanguard it shows he read it and he still didn't reply. What a jerk! He actually {left me on seen}. Crazy!!

Leave on seen, Left on seen, read, seen

by Blackbeauty1 May 6, 2015

I've seen better days

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.

"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

by Austin Daynjah March 18, 2009

have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach

Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010