a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.
dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*
by alikeobservant October 16, 2022
Get the neuron scavenger mug.A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
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by bentunadeyilim1234 July 11, 2025
Get the tf is scavenger mug.A scravenger is a person(s) picking up the left over drunks at the bar for a one-night stand and/or a lonely cougar.
Joe was totally being a scravenger and picking up the ratchets leaving the bar, while proceeding to escort them in his limo.
by ScravengeMaster January 1, 2018
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For the last few years, I've been on a savengerhunt, searching for those who will help me develop the anti-idiocracy foundation
by the.keeper.of.the.nerdicum March 30, 2020
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What are they doing over by the dumpster other scavenging
by YEP -1968 February 4, 2021
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