Saddle Raped

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.

Why is Vic hunched over today?

Bertha must of saddle raped him last night.

by Margo667 May 27, 2009

Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."

Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!

by the "R" February 19, 2010

the sultry saddle

He lies down with his knees bent and legs apart, and you sort of slot in the middle at right angles to his body. With one hand on his chest, and the other on his lower leg, rock back and forth until he's hitting the right spot.

Have you done the "the Sultry Saddle"? Excellent position. You have to try it.

by lovclyglrl March 17, 2016

Saddle fancy

The act of wearing a cowboy hat or cowboy boots to an urban environment

Matt: Did you see Jim at the Prom last weekend?

Chuck: Yeah, he was looking pretty Saddle Fancy if I remember correctly.

by Spiggotblister March 28, 2010

saddeningly

It simply means 'sad'. It makes you sad.

You know you like something but it makes you sad to know that you cant have it.

That girl looked saddeningly beautiful.

by Kylohicks August 2, 2010

Saddle Sisters

Two ladies who have both ridden the same penis. The feminine form of the term Tunnel Brothers.

' Fuck yeah, I banged Johnny last night!' - Sally
' Mate, so did Mary last week, congratulations, you're Saddle Sisters now!' - Gertrude
'That's etch...' - Sally

by AZAR June 5, 2014

Saddam's revenge

During the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Coalition forces were often sickened by the poor hygiene conditions that exist for an invading military. The various stomach bugs that troops would be inflicted with were referred to by them as "Saddam's revenge".

"With ailments ranging from “Saddam’s revenge” stomach bugs to infections caused by bad hygiene, hundreds of soldiers are lining up at sick call instead of patrolling front lines." (Source: "Troops' health woes run gamut from 'Saddam's revenge' to severe stress" By MARNI MCENTEE | STARS AND STRIPES
Published: October 29, 2003)

"I'll be right back, I got a bad case of Saddam's revenge." (grabs shovel to walk out into the desert and go)

by dontuseyourrealname3 July 12, 2017