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Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.
i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."
by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010
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Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated
I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture
by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.
I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.
by 9kandwutisthis November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"
by Bustadave November 24, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your penis is red and sore
She Rusty Ventured me all night long.
by Shore Leave November 26, 2010
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Rusty Venture

1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.

2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
I Rusty Venture 'd that chick last night, left a stank that lasted all night
by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 24, 2010
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