Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

rusten

A big dude with fabulous curly locks and a tiny penis. He is like a bear, you aren't sure whether or not you want to hug him.

Should I hug rusten? Mm better not

by Something 00000 October 8, 2016

Ruben

Usually a funny Mexican that is not easily frightened or scared and is willing to do things nobody else would do.

Ruben is Mexican

by The real mex November 2, 2016

ruben heguertty

a funny and awsome guy who likes meeting new people and also who loves and cares for 1 girl only

that guy really loves his girl,man he such a ruben heguertty

by tres cinco April 5, 2012

rushenfreude

The unexpected pleasure derived from watching Rush Limbaugh lose his fan base and support.

Despite all of the problems we face in the world today, at least we have rushenfreude.

by Aimress August 1, 2012

Ruben Rubio

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.

Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!

by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016