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Rowbot

Completely addicted to crew. Can be found in the erg room or at the boat house, working their asses off. They wear spandex all the time and are always starving because of insanely hard practices. Always complaining about how much they hate crew and their coach, but deep down know that they can never quit.
Sarah (eats muffin): Practice sucked today! The coach had to have been on crack when he made us row three 6K's!

Lindsey:Why don't you just quit?

Sarah: Why would I do that?

Lindsey: Crew has turned you into sucha rowbot.
by oarsomerower September 26, 2010
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Rowbottom

A man with a penis that thins out towards the tip, like a carrot..
Rowbottoms have dicks like carrots.....Donkeys love em
by SloshDosh September 15, 2012
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Rowboat

The act of a passenger riding in a vehicle leaning outside of an open window performing a paddle gesture with one's arms while the driver passes a car going down a road.
Dude, rowboat this car to the right while I make the pass.
by thevillager December 16, 2009
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Rowbottom

A man with a carrot shaped penis, common among certain men in northern Minnesota.
Did you see tom waving his little Rowbottom around in the shower today?
by Poopatrator June 6, 2016
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Rowboy

A real cowboy. The manliest of them all. Usually super punchy with a big ego.
Ty sure is a rowboy.
by Berkshire69 March 11, 2020
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rowbro

An affluent white male who has no other skills besides obsessing over their thighs and scouring facebook for overpriced used spandex. Often comes into class wearing Oakleys, spandex and smelling like low tide.
"Is that guy in the vineyard vines top and salmon chubbies in a frat?"
"Nah, he's just a rowbro."
by adderralladmiral October 12, 2020
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rowbucks

OMG!!1!1!1 I got 1 ROWBUCKS AFTR WONE YEER OFS STELING MI MOMZ CWEDIT CARRDS!!1!1!1
by NOOB123OMG June 11, 2022
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