Em Rodriguez

A beautiful big but goddess

You are such a em Rodriguez

by BiopticGuide296 August 28, 2019

Bryan Rodriguez

The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.

I want to marry Bryan Rodriguez! And raise a pet duck with him!

by BabyDucky May 18, 2021

Bladen Rodriguez

A bozo.

Jason: "Hey is that Bladen Rodriguez?"
Other Jason: "Yeah, what a bozo."

by Squid Jesus November 23, 2021

Rocio Rodriguez (rochi pochi)

A person who is very unique and beautiful but does not realize it. They tend to have crackhead energy and are down for some late night laughter. They will always have you back and make very reliable friends. If you ever encounter one you should go up to them and immediately befriend them. Overall a very amazing person to have in your life and you should be thankful.

Damn you’re hella lucky man you have a Rocio Rodriguez (rochi pochi) in your life. I wish I had one :(

by Child of Satan’s #1 fan December 7, 2021

The Third Rodriguez

When one person shoves any instrument up another persons ass and proceeds to play it

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.

Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"

by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

Jose Mario Rodriguez

The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.

Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.

by King94 May 20, 2016

alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005