Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot August 01, 2023

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023

totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!

Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

Bandz Right Now

A phrase that expresses the urgent pursuit of money, with the belief and confidence that you're going to secure it immediately, manifesting wealth with determination.

"I'm grinding hard, gotta get these bandz right now, ain't no time to waste!"

by DoowMatt February 02, 2025

Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.

Don't be a hafsa right now.

by Mn44 December 16, 2023

shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use

user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now

by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 08, 2025