The Reuben

When two bisexual males penetrate a heterosexual female in both the anus and vagina at the same time producing the illusion of two sourdough bread pieces upon a slab of roast beef.

When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.

by Jimmy’s mom 69 January 12, 2019

Reuben Tan

Reuben Tan is doo doo. He is very sweaty and a try hard and no one likes him. Everyone knows that he is doo doo and very annoying. He thinks that he is the best at soccer and Fortnite, and this is true, but that is only because he is very sweaty and tryhard. Reuben Tan is doo doo

"Oh my god Reuben Tan is so annoying. He is such a damn sweat".

by ReubenTan_is_doo69 May 22, 2019

Paul Reubens

The pervert that ruined my childhood in 1991.

I was so pissed when I found out Paul Reubens was a perv.

by Morganne M December 17, 2008

Reuben

Reuben a.k.a the lover of Venessa. Reuben, the poster name for someone with absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Lethargic, defiant, aggressive are some of the words used to describe a Reuben. A Reuben is mind you 1 sus guy. He’ll make you feel like you’re suspicious but in reality he is the one who is suspicious. He has a nonchalant and unbothered attitude about everything but Venessa. So ya as a hole a Reuben is useless

Ohh there goes Reuben. The fuck is he doing here?

by Bruhhstfu@22 April 3, 2022

Reuben Dimitrievic

A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality

by Dan Hill April 9, 2003

Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.

if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.

by friend of humans November 16, 2013

Reuben

A person that does not know the area of a square

"he is in third grade but he is no longer a Reuben"

by Ffop2 February 11, 2019