retired gamer

Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.

Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.

by Lewpadewp June 15, 2020

Retired Discord Mod Day

December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.

Man, I can't figure out which server to nuke on Retired Discord Mod Day.

by object_Object December 10, 2020

Retirement Mentality

The mental self-delusion affecting millions of people who look forward to to doing nothing after a lifetime of achieving nothing in the workforce.

Jon's got retirement mentality. He seriously thinks he'll be able to do less at home than he does at work.

by The Surgeon of Crowthorne May 14, 2011

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

retired bisexual

Someone who used to consider themselves a fan of both men and women but now they just stick to the opposite gender

"Former butch" "Yeah my sister is a retired bisexual, she ain't into dat pussy no mo"

by coolitbutch July 15, 2017

Retired Gay

A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.

Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!

by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020