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retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018
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Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.
Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.
by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019
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Retirement Lord

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.
Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.
by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021
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Reticent

Used as a descriptive term for someone who takes a moment to warm up in social situations they don’t really want to be in in the first place and prefers not to be spoken to, unless they’re extremely familiar with you.
John: ‘Megan was just sipping Bacardi juice at the back of the room all by herself at that party on Saturday night. She seemed to get on with Amber but she didn’t even utilise the opportunity to cling to that one voluntarily-imposing buddy all night. What on Earth’s wrong with her?’

Chizoba: ‘there’s nothing wrong with her; she’s just the reticent type. Some people are like that, enjoy their own company. She might not walk around glad-handing every new face that she doesn’t technically-need to interact with but once you get to know her and break past her reticence you’ll see that she’s actually a really nice gal. Some people need less social stimulation (outside their tight-knit circles, and even then there might well be limits) than others and that’s absolutely fine. All 7 billion of us can’t be exactly the same and have precisely the same wants and needs. People are different. You’ll realise that as you socially-mature.
by Doc_B August 15, 2022
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Retired whore

Usually a female that claims they've changed their life after being promiscuous in their youth but still nit pick at people's mistakes and judging others while thinking they're much better than everyone, all because they've claimed to change their life now.

Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
That girl's a retired whore she shouldn't be judging you.
by Mafiamami08 April 23, 2023
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suicide regime

-A group of people that hold the mentality that some people need to commit suicide for the betterment and further positive growth of human life. They drive, or force, a person to kill themselves. Instead of flat out killing someone, a member of the SR forces that person to take their own life.

-Suicide = self killing. Regime = government or controlling system. Suicide Regime = Controlling and rule through self extermination of the weak.

-The Belief that humans are, overall, just useless...
the suicide regime can be seen in movies. The Saw Series (Jigsaw) and in se7en (John Doe).
"Suicide: Do It Today, For Us Tomorrow!"
by AntiK-+-InsomniaK December 1, 2007
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Adam reimer

bad swimmer has no friends but callum shannahan. Looks like a NUGGET. and has no sense of humuor. likes melody kimoto
Your as small as Adam reimer
by Adam Reimer May 27, 2019
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