URL remorse

A term used to describe the regret a person feels when they realize their Myspace URL is lame and they can't change it. Most people also refuse to make a new account to get a new URL because they don't want to lose their friend count or photo comments.

Sam turned all scene and now regrets choosing the URL sam_sxc_beach_babe, she suffers from URL remorse

by APerfectMess October 11, 2009

paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

Remorquious

To show the appropriate consideration, compassion and respect for the grieving by gestures or words. The Atmosphere often felt in Church.

They lined the streets, heads bowed in a remorquious stance."

by PowerpuffGeezer November 16, 2009

Remorseful Phase

An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.

Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?

Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.

Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.

Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.

by jw23 June 25, 2010

Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.

Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.

by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009

Bandwidth Remorse

The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).

After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.

by CaptJTKirk July 26, 2012

Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.

"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."

by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012