Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) is an ancient word developed by the ancient memesters (ᛗᛖᛗᛖᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ) to solve the terrible plague which was the Plague of Ree (ᛈᛚᚨᚷᚢᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛖᛖ). The Plague of Ree was a long age when mankind found out about the tempting word Ree (ᚱᛖᛖ). Soon later, the world was flooded with people shouting 'Freaking Normies REEEEEEEEEE'. So the high council of men, consisting of Dark Wizard Daequan, Lord Commander Pewdiepie and The Person who gets nine-year-old gamer's attention, Grandayy, made a new form of the tempting word Ree and changed it into Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) (this started the foundation of Latin) and this word was less tempting, making Ree fade away. But, unfortunately, Dark Wizard Daequan saw the Ree's power and used it for himself. Pewdiepie and Grandayy were successful in not using its power, but Daequan is still in the shadows, and its power will soon take over the world once again, but what remains of the memesters, which is led by Lord Regent of Memes, Grandayy, is fighting back. Will you fight in the War of the Ree?
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