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Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.
Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"
by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017
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redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.
when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"
by stankystanky March 19, 2021
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Redemption of Tëlm

To redeem yourself. You can grow. Finding yourself and allowing yourself to grow and make a life for yourself.

You only have one life, live it your way. See what you want to see, do what you want to do.
by K1NG0FL1F3 December 2, 2024
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Redemption

When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.
Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
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Chawshank Redemption

When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion
Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption
by chawshankredemption November 7, 2011
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Redempt

Redempt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.
"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"
by Aki Fella September 14, 2023
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redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.
by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023
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