rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

rectal terrorist

A man who hits on other men for anal sex.

That rectal terrorist was hitting on Tom at the bar all night.

by Cartman69 March 15, 2005

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.

That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!

by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005

Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009