urban research university

Any university located in Youngstown OH.

So, what type of school is Youngstown State University?

Oh, It's an Urban Research University.

by Smittteh April 5, 2010

rubber research

Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.

Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.

by Squintdrummer June 3, 2018

Remote interpersonal research (RIR)

To excessively stalk people on the internet without them knowing you exist

Me: I did some remote interpersonal research (RIR) and found the Facebook, Instagram, his mom's Instagram of that cute medical student I saw on campus.
You: How? You don't even know his name.
Me: I scrolled through hundreds of Facebook profiles to find him.

by RIR17 October 19, 2017

doing research

Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting

When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.

After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research

by Alf C. Kinsey December 15, 2012

Internet Research

Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying

"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap

by Dodgyisdave April 4, 2011

cancer research

a charity

have you heard of cancer research?
yeah!

by zoopoo February 17, 2015

Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017