Ralph

Cause of rising oceans

When Ralph went swimming, ten costal cities went under water

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

Ralph

Ralph is a very sensitive but kind soul, he will give you attention when you want it, but he will also ignore you, Ralph's usually love playing video games, and are very good with technology.

Justin- "Hey Ralph! You wanna go play Fortnite with me!"
Ralph- "Yeah sure dude!"

by SSShadow_Wingsss March 26, 2023

Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

Ralph

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.

They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him

I just Ralphed up this new girl, I can Ralph up any girl i want to

by G-pop November 22, 2023

Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.

Ralph is evil.

by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.

Ralph is a legend in his own mind.

by Getabuttjobsoitsperky November 30, 2025

Ralph Macchio

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019