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by the sexy retard B) January 2, 2022
Get the Qualitipedia mug.Nero's famous last words. "What an artist the world is losing in me." Can be said by pompous assholes who are too full of themselves as they die, I suppose.
by Dreaming Skies January 26, 2016
Get the qualis artifex pereo mug.When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
Get the Imaginary Russert Qualities mug.Qualicum Beach is a small town on Vancouver Island. It is usually joined with another small town/city. Parksville. Their area is usually called Parksville-Qualicum. Qualicum has a rule that no brand name fast food restraunts can open there. It is populated by the elderly, families and natives. It is a great place to visit and have a relaxing vacation at. It is also great for kids because it has a elementary school (QBES), a middle school (QBMS) and a high school (KSS). But people want to shut down KSS, making Qualicum not the spot you want to raise a family.
by QualicumBeachFan April 11, 2011
Get the Qualicum Beach mug.Town on Vancouver Island, BC. There's only two types of people who live there old people in the retirement homes and natives on the reserves. They don't allow any big name stores in the town, so if your looking for some McDonalds then go else where.
"You would think Qualicum Beach would have a McDonalds by now, with all the old people and natives it would be a huge success!"
by Louie Kay March 12, 2007
Get the Qualicum Beach mug.Qualon is unique (it’s rare) a lot of people don’t have this name but he’s funny, laid back an watch’s his surroundings. He’s popular in a way. He’s also Genuine an caring. He’s also great in bed an can pleasure any woman. But he has a bit of a soft spot for people he love. He doesn’t like to be mean but if you cross him he will.
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