venomous throbbing python of love

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

by Ya mum asdf October 22, 2013

Python

Inserting a dangerous snake up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

After a wild weekend of Python, Gary was bitten on his ass cheek and later died of his wounds.

by dangling_participle August 15, 2011

banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020

puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

black python

a big black dick

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"

by EchoTheDemiGoddess February 13, 2017

pythoning

Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.

P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"

by The Fano April 16, 2008