Pralln'

Short for prank calling

" yo man, Me and Steve were pralln' last night, you should have been there!"

by Dubexx December 11, 2014

Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.

She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.

by Raul Terra February 24, 2021

Paraluman

A paraluman is a “goddess,” in the sense of being a very beautiful woman.

A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.

Hello, Christine Daisy. You are probably my most favorite coincidence ever and you will always be my paraluman.

by sullion August 29, 2022

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019