put the fucks to

1) to screw someone over, to cause pain or aggravation

2) to have sex with someone

1) Don't put the fucks to Shamy, she already put the fucks to herself.

2) I wish Charlie would come over and put the fucks to me.

by M78 December 10, 2009

put the petal to the metal

to drive as fast as you can, to press the gas pedal to the maximum extent, to exert maximum effort,

- We're losing them!
- Put the petal to the metal!

by WhiteLilac March 8, 2011

Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.

Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.

by seekingbj May 16, 2009

Put the wood to

spanked, beat, whipped with a switch, clobbered with a bat or board, punished severely.

They not only fined him, they fired him and put him in jail. Yeah, they really put the wood to him .

by LadyEngineer January 1, 2021

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Put Your Ass to Sleep

It's another way to tell someone, out of anger, that you will put them in their grave, or 6 feet under if they screw with you again. It's a less direct way of stating it but still gets the point across.

After someone has double crossed or otherwise angered you: "Bitch, if you weren't somebody's mother, I'd put your ass to sleep!"

by lila Demone April 16, 2012

put the wood to

Have sex with

He put the wood to her.

by Kaefral June 30, 2016