PUMA FEVER

To have an attraction to , or love for, or a strong desire towards a 40+ Latina "cougar".

Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a conservative holy roller, who cheated on his wife with a 40+ Argentinian cougar

Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina has a bad case of PUMA FEVER, since he is willing to risk his career, marriage, and credibility, for the love and desire he has for his 40+ Argentinian mistress.

I get a case of PUMA FEVER every time I see Selma Hayek or Myrka Dellanos.

by TJinSD July 13, 2009

Puma Stick

n. Any stick or spear-like object that is not normally used as a weapon, but could be.

Patrick used the rolled up piece of paper to take a chunk out of the ceiling, converting the rolled up piece of paper into a Puma Stick.

by Tyler the Puma December 9, 2007

Puma-d (Pumard)

When someone gains from another’s misfortune, with the intent to gain

Joe: Someone changed my name on fortnite and I can’t change it back.
Beth: I did. I’m now reservedpuma36. You just got puma-d (pumard).

by Reservedpuma35 May 31, 2019

puma, panther....cougar

The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status

Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"

Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.

by woodypriscilla September 1, 2009

Puma Fucked

To Fuck someone so hard that the female scratches your back till you bleed.

Man she Puma Fucked me so hard, I bled for two hours.

by jakeThomas22692 March 15, 2010

Puma Hunter

A puma hunter or hunter is a male who actively seeks out women 10 years older than himself for a one night stand or a long-term relationship and passes up on the chance with a woman younger or the same age as himself. Pumas tend to offer to a hunter experience in the sack and equivalent exchange in dating/relationship expenses, along with intelligent conversation.

Steve sure is a puma hunter. Did you see how he passed the girl his age to start a conversation with the older woman next to her? I bet he's getting good sex tonight, or at least a drink bought for him.

by Puma_Hunter August 5, 2016

Puma Shoes

Ugly shoes no one likes them cuz their so ugly and gay and so freaking plain no detail just for lazy people

Blake wore ugly Puma Shoes to school.

by PumasAreUgly April 24, 2015