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Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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Pulling a Wirutal

To fail miserably or horrribly in a time of dire need.
Pulling a Wirtual is when youre - 0.03 on first CP on Ao1 and for example dont line up good for the finish jump.

That is the meaning of Pulling a Wirutal
by Cryf4lix June 23, 2021
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The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.
Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."
by Lunaman January 29, 2007
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Pulling a Smollett

A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.

Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.
"He vandalized his own car and blamed it on a white supremacist, is he pulling a Smollett?"
by V-Star February 22, 2019
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pulling a charles

knocking over tiles or not abiding to the rules of mahjong
charles gtfo if u dont stop pulling a charles

u pulled a charles like 5 times in the last 10 seconds
by mctp11a May 1, 2010
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pulling the strings

Michael Moore : - Who's pulling the strings of the president?
by etzelet December 1, 2010
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pulling an emer

moving into a house and starting a relationship/shagging/kissing/all of the above with one of the housemates.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.
I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit
by desmondo1984 October 21, 2010
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